For this post we will be analyzing the haircuts of Manchester City forward Mario Balotelli and Barcelona defender Gerard Pique. Super Mario is the man above this writing with the blonde mohawk-type thing. Gerard Pique is the man below. While I don't think it's necessary to point out the obvious winner and loser in this matchup, that's what I am about to do.
First we will choose the obvious loser, that would be Mario Balotelli. I do not think that much more needs to be said other than the fact that Balotelli instantly shaved this mohawk instantly after losing in an embarrassing loss. He obviously saw it as embarrassing enough that he had to get rid of out of fear of being ridiculed.
Why is Shakira pictured above? I'll tell you why, it's because that's who our winner is dating. I personally don't think Shakira would be dating anyone who didn't have respectable hair. The fact he is dating probably one of the most attractive women music attests to the fact he's got a pretty sweet hair and beard combo going.
Gerard Pique is super dreamy! Great blog!
ReplyDeleteWhen are we going to see your hair on this!?!?! Thats what we've been waiting for!! Am i right or am i right?!?!
ReplyDeleteI apologize Joshua but I am not a professional soccer player in Europe
ReplyDeleteI agree that hair is a considerable factor in creating a desirable appearance because it creates a statement. Many football players have crazy hair styles in order to impress fans and to receive a more respectable image in the sporting world.
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